By Pecan Pie & Blueberry Biscuit
Hello friends,
Reporting live from somewhere warm, breezy, and extremely flattering to our whiskers. 🌴😼
Dis New Year, we traded sweaters for sunshine and decided to ring in 2026 the proper way — by following the sun.
Pecan Pie here.
I would like the record to show that I went out on the boat.
Yes. A boat.
Floating. Sparkling.
I assumed my rightful position as Boat Cat, stretched long, and sunbathed like it was my full-time job (because it is). The breeze ruffled my fur just enough to say, “He summers.” I supervised the water, blinked slowly at the horizon, and considered my reflections on the year ahead. Mostly: more naps. More snacks. Same excellence.
There were Purr-tinies involved — ours, obviously. Served in the sunshine, enjoyed slowly, and followed by an immediate nap. A New Year’s tradition we highly recommend.
Blueberry Biscuit chiming in.
I focused on the art of sunbathing. Strategic angles. Optimal warmth. Maximum relaxation. I rotated sides like a rotisserie chicken of leisure. The Bahamas understood me immediately.
We spent our days doing very important things:
☀️ Sunbathing
🌊 Watching da water sparkle
🍹 Enjoying purr-tinies
😴 Resting between rests
No resolutions.
No pressure.
Just warmth, togetherness, and starting the year exactly how we intend to continue it — present, peaceful, and a little bit spoiled.
From our sunny laps to yours,
Here’s to a New Year filled with soft light, slow mornings, and finding joy wherever the sun lands. 🤍
With love and warm whiskers,
Pecan Pie & Blueberry Biscuit 🐾✨
P.S. Pecan Pie would also like it noted that he stepped off the boat at a beach bar, put his paws directly in the sand, and can confirm the vibes were excellent. 🏖️🐾✨